Funkdoobiest - Superhoes
I caught Spider Man jerkin’ off in a booth
To a Wonder Woman comic
Then the Bionic
Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa
No it’s the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep
Keep eatin’ that pussy
Fuck the ???
Best fucked a bitch
Bullwinkle’s kinda moosy
Triple X hardcore
Nigga fucked a floozy
Miss Piggy
Gotta pick a sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse
Smoked a blunt for the hicky
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin’ with the pussy
Hairy just like the werewolf
Cyclops, Wolverine
And the Nightcrawler
Went to a bar
And, yo, they had dollars
Roll in the parlor
Hittin’ off switches
For Richie Rich riches
Pulls all the bitches
I turned on the headset
Like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie
Look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel
Gretel, fuck the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It’s a small world)
Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck
A lace that was all pearls
Nights had Medusa
Dancin’ on tables
Joker’s got a lap dance
From Charlie’s Angels
It’s night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline costume
Strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men
Twinkle, twinkle
On a star
Superho, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-thru
Dancin’ on a pole
With a do-see-do
Mosy on out
Now where goes that ho they call
Cinderella
Makin’ men jealous
Like Dick Tracy
Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin’ succotash)
Cuz Snow White’s gonna be fuckin’ all night
Strobelite dancin’ in front of the mirror
He-Man’s fuckin’ with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky deeky
Wilma Flintstone
Betty, too
Is she ready for the nympho
The Ruts - Babylon’s Burning
(Paul Fox, Malcolm Owen, Dave Ruffy, John Jennings)
Babylon is burning
You’re burning the street
You’re burning your houses
With anxiety
With anxiety
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
With anxiety
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
You’re burning the street
You’re burning the ghetto
With anxiety
With anxiety
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
With anxiety
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
Can’t you see?
Babylon is burning
With anxiety
You’ll burn as you’re work
You’ll burn as you’re play
Smouldering
With ignorance and hate
And with anxiety
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
With anxiety
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning, baby
Can’t you see?
Babylon’s burning
With anxiety
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
Babylon is… burning
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
Babylon is burning
The Lambrettas - Poison Ivy
(Jerry Leiber, Mike Stoller)
She comes on like a rose but everybody knows
She’ll get you in Dutch
You can look but you better not touch
Poison Ivy
Late at night while you’re sleeping
Poision Ivy comes creepin’ around
She’s pretty as a daisy
But lookout man she’s crazy
She’ll really do you in
If you let her get under your skin
CHOURS
That beat will make your jumpy
And blues will make you lumpy
The way it rocks will make you jump and twitch
The rhythm’s gonna fool ya
The slow backbeat will cool ya
But Poison Ivy Lord will make you itch
You gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You’ll be scratchin’ like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
CHOURS
According to this, Jaime Hernandez inspired Frank Miller when creating Carrie Kelly (Robin in The Dark Knight Returns). John Bryne, encouraging the idea of a female Robin, showed Miller this drawing of Maggie from a 1982 issue of The Comics Journal.
Devo - I Need A Chick
(Gerald V. Casale/Peter Gregg)
I need a chick to suck my dick
I need a dog to lick my hog
I need a cat to stroke my bat
I’m pukin and shitin’ and dyin’ of thirst
I ain’t got no field to plow
There’s no hole for my pole
I’d fuck a mink stole
I need a woman who understands
There’s nothing more spiritual
Than dog style love
And when I find her
I’m going to get down on my knees
I’m going to eat her
‘cause she’s the moon
